Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
(Source: stairway-to-mercury, via towards-thestars)
if you think i wouldnt suck a dick for concert tickets you are 2000% wrong
(via stolenbybandmembers)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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